I hate braces! I hate braces! I hate braces!

I came back from my orthodontist this afternoon. My braces snapped right after dinner. I have to go back again.

I hate braces! I hate braces! I hate braces!

A Riddle

The person who buys it knows what it is, the person who sells it knows what it is, but the person who uses it does not know what it is. What is it? If you have an answer, please tell me on the comments section.

Jokes You Can't Resist!

1. 1+3=B!

2. D+D=B!

3. Where did the cat go when he lost his tail? To the retail store!

Christmas Poem

Christmas is here, Christmas is here.
Santa will come fill our stockings.
Christmas is here, Christmas is here.

Christmas is really a lot of fun!

Chinese Dictation 9/20/2006

This is my tomorrow's (9/30/2006) Chinese dictation.

中秋節的晚上，月亮又圓又亮， 好像一個大銀盤，高高地掛在天空上ｏ
傳說
仙女
仔細
一會兒
太空
並沒有

Riddles and Jokes

Q. Why did the boy/girl throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly!

Q. Why can't fish be drawn by great artists?
A. Because fish can't sit still.

Q. Two boats go on land everyday, not on water. Each boat has 5 people. Together there are 10 people. What are the boats?
A. Your 2 shoes.

The mouse saved my life (second half)

Kelly felt her way to the light switch. Then she went to the door and started banging on the door and yelling Help! Help! Then she looked at the clock. It was already 5 pm! That was time to go home. She remembered the key was hanging on the knob outside the door. The mouse ran under the door crack, ran up the door to the knob, and got the key. The mouse ran back under the door crack and gave Kelly the key. Kelly got out of the food room, and said to the mouse "THANK YOU! YOU'VE SAVED MY LIFE!" The mouse gave a sqeak as if trying to say "You're welcome Kelly!" Kelly made the little mouse her pet. And they happily ever after.

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